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Water Tobbleeroney Oldmanblast Handblast, (birth name Ardy Robert Andrews) (born May 8, 1993) better known by his stage name Submarine Man (formerly "Man of the Sea") is an American rapper and singer. He is known for being featured on 6ix9ine's controversial single "SESE". He is also known for his strange rapping style, highly Auto-Tuned voice, and ripoffs of popular rap tracks. He will soon release his third studio album sometime near mid-2020 which may serve as a soundtrack for his film "The Stocking."

Why His Songs Suck

  1. His songs have way too much Auto-Tune to the point that he sounds robotic.
  2. His lyrics are abysmal and are mostly about how he has a foot fetish. He also has an obsession with shaving heads and feet as evidenced by his songs "Shave That Stinky Head" and "Shavin' Stinky Feet".
  3. He has a rating of 14/100 on the album reviewing website Album Of The Year. His album Barefoot Worlds is the 18th lowest user rated album on the entire site.
  4. His music videos are poorly made in the animation program Plotagon. He also steals footage from other hip hop videos and movies for his music videos.
  5. In his song "Go Dumb" he calls Eminem, a rapper way better than him an "old fart".
  6. He ruins other people's songs with his own rip offs and renditions (ex. "Unforgettable", "Look at Me", "Mask Off" and "Sicko Mode").
  7. He brags that he likes to eat dog poop in many of his songs such as "Dog Walk", "Stinko Foot" and "Take Off Your Shoes and Socks // The Jamz of Jamz" which is just plain disgusting.
  8. His album and single covers are poorly made, usually made in Plotagon.
  9. YouTubers Hip-Hop HQ and Leo Hashee named him THE WORST rapper of all time.
  10. His song titles are just so dumb or some don't make any sense.
  11. He ruined Lil Mosquito Disease's "Game of Mosquito" which was great song until his verse which is just about that he wants to kill stockings.
  12. He literally dissed the founder and CEO of his former label, Lil Flexer, just for making fun of Drake! This shows that he can't take any criticism at all.
  13. He, Lil Flexer, Lama Doodle and Lil Meerkat have a really bad habit of putting fake VEVO watermarks into their music videos' thumbnails as clickbait in order to attract fans of VEVO to watch their horrible videos.
  14. His audio quality is terrible and lots of times unbearable to listen to, especially on his "The Bad Boy" EP.
  15. Based on his online activity, it seems that he is serious about the content in his songs which makes his music sound even worse. [1]
  16. He cannot freestyle at all as evidenced by his 2019 Flex Gang Freshman freestyle. Keep in mind that it had auto-tuned on it.
  17. If his music wasn't bad enough, he has announced a film he is directing titled The Stocking. The trailer, which was released on August 31, 2019, proves his film-making is no better than his music.
  18. He claims to be the only songwriter of his ripoff tracks on BMI and other rights societies. On some streaming services, he lists himself and his guest stars as co-writers.
  19. He won the Worst Artist of the Year in the Official Horrible Music & Songs Wikia Awards.
  20. He thinks "stocking" is a bad word, so he puts false parental advisory stickers in his song covers.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. He is slightly improving his lyrical content gradually every song he makes as well as the general nature of the songs (ex. Footi.)
  2. He supports Michael Jackson in wake of the false allegations of Leaving Neverland.[citation needed]
  3. He fired his producer, DJ Foot, After discovering that he was suggesting rip-offs of popular songs.
  4. He criticized this awful rapper and called another awful rapper, JackG a "horrible human" after his arrest.
  5. His music does not tell much about his personality and he rarely talks about feet. Despite typing in all caps, Submarine Man is mostly rational and talks about his iconic adventures at Ocean how he likes Lil Jon music and discussing Flex Entertainment music and business inquiries. He never talks about feet other than referencing it and saying "HELLO FOOTIS".

Discography

Studio Albums

Mixtapes

EPs

Singles

Other Songs

Features

Films

  • The Stocking (2020)

Trivia

  1. Like all the other Plotagon artists on Flex Entertainment, Submarine Man has never shown his face.
  2. He was born in Birmingham, Alabama.
  3. His influences are Lil Jon, Drake, Lil Xan, 6ix9ine, Bangs, Unkle Adams, Rich White Man and Blueface.
  4. On the music video for "Dog Walk", Submarine Man commented that he is married to with two sons, one of whom is Submarine Boy (born in June 2005.), whose "real name" is Sumbaloo Bungal Rolatooroo Handblast).
    1. According to Lama Doodle, Submarine Man has four brothers: Fire Handblast, Cloud Handblast, Wind Handblast, and Skreet Handblast. Submarine Man's wife's name is Urka.
  5. Submarine Man has a publishing deal with SongTrust, and is a BMI songwriter as "Water Handblast".
  6. He admits that his songs were ghostwritten by DJ Foot, an awful producer.

References

  1. https://twitter.com/theoldmandad/status/1072271282362667008
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